Thrust and Parry
You, me, and a bunch of old toddle.
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An anonymous user, claiming to be a former Zynga engineer, has been posting allegedly internal information about the company to Reddit. Among other things, the ex-employee says some customers spent outlandish sums on virtual goods and services in many games — including one user who spent $10… -
Kristin Bell = awesome.
Kristen Bell and I have the same excited/sad crying scale.
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Link reblogged from MURK AVENUE
CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…So much awesome.
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Link reblogged from Megan Amram
This is the greatest thing with words.
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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Link reblogged from You Don't Have To Be Old To Be Wise
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.
Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The…(Source: sweetupndown9)
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From Spanish:
Want to do something? → Yes → Do it.
Want to do something? → No → Then don’t do it.
Want to do something? → Yes, but I can’t → Then don’t do it.
Life is simple.
via Alpha
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Video reblogged from Here, is your jonah ray
JONAH’S ARCADE (full pilot)
This may be old news to some but my pilot was PASSED on.
I know what your thinking “that’s a good thing right?”
You’d think so, what with how the word “pass” is normally used:
“PASS THE BALL, JERRY!” (fun)
“PASS ME A BEER, DARRYL.” (even more fun)
“PASS THE DUTCHIE PAN THE LEFT HAND SIDE, Antonio!” (dancing!)
But with all of those hilarious examples of how “PASS” can be used for good, it wasn’t. It was used for EVIL.
And since I don’t want the hard work of a great group of people to go unseen, here you go!
Yes, I am publicly flaunting my failure right in your face.
Created by: Matt Kirsch & Jonah Ray
Executive Producers: Matt Kirsch, Brad Stevens, Boyd Vico
Director: Jordan Vogt-Roberts
WRITERS: Kumail Nanjiani, Tom Segura, Paul Bonanno
Producer: Paul bonanno
Editor: Al Levine
Featuring: Johnny Pemberton, Kumail Nanjiani, Eddie Pepitone.
Song by: THE MAE SHI -
I spent some time with HST, and can confirm he wasn’t talking (uh, writing) out of his ass here.
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Photo reblogged from National Post
Toronto Port authority offers nautical night of film at sail-in theatre
On Thursday at lunch, the tug boat Patrick D. will tow a 60-foot by 100-foot sectional barge into the harbour, just off the lake wall from the Corus building, and cast 500-foot anchors off its four corners, with one-inch rope, to anchor it to the bed of Lake Ontario.
In the afternoon, workers with Fresh Air Cinema will install a 40-foot by 30-foot, two-sided screen bisecting the barge, and a projector at each end. And when night falls the projectors will roll, spooling out a classic nautical tale: the 1956 Disney adaptation of Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, in which Kirk Douglas battles a giant squid.
“Torontonians want movies,” says Suzanna Birchwood, a spokeswoman for the port authority. “It doesn’t matter how or what or where.” -
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Abercrombie to The Situation: We’ll pay you to stop wearing our clothes
In a move that could result in a spike in revenue for Ed Hardy, U.S. clothing manufacturer Abercrombie and Fitch has requested that Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino stop wearing its clothing — and will pay to ensure this happens.
“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.” (MTV)
